DAFFY DEFINITIONS
Autobiography: The biography of an auto.
Pessimist: A person who wears suspenders and a belt at the same time.
Library: A place where most of the books are taken out, dusted, and put back.
Neurotic: A person who not only talks to himself but also answers back.
Antique: Something which you collect after it has gathered enough dust.
Jury: A body of people, all of average ignorance.
City: A vastly populated area, full of lonely people.

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