Jokes >> Bollywood
Jiya Jale, Jaan Jale, Raat Bhar Dua Chale ..........Bukhar
Tadap Tadap ke is Dil se Aah Nikalti Rahi ...........Heart Attack
Juda Hoke Bhi Tu Mujhme Kanhi Baki Hai ............ Pet Kharab
Bidi Jalai Le, Jigar Se Piya, Jigar Mai Badi Aag Hai ....... Acidity
Tujhme Rab Dikhata Hai, Mai Kya Karoo ...............Motiyabind
Tujhe Yaad Na Meri Aayi, Kisi Se Ab Kya Kahana ........ Memor Loss
Man Dole Mer Tan Dole ........... Mirgi
Gabbar: Ye haath mujhe de de thakur!
Thakur: Lele, mere hath lele
basanti ke bhi lele,jay or veeru ke bhi lele,ramu kaka ke bhi lele,
Octopus banja Haramkhor!
Dr to Ashwarya’s baby in hospital
Dr.: who is ur grandpa?
Baby: Big B
Dr.: Who is ur Mom?
Baby: Miss World
Dr.: who is ur father?
Baby: No idea sir jee.
Barfi:
Real life story of most couples...
Mute husband and Mad wife. :D
Gabbar : Are O Sambha kitne aadmi
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Sambha : Pata nahi sarkar mai to Ladkiya
dekh raha tha..!! ;)
A Lesson From Salman Khan Movie Bodyguard Log Kehte Hain,
Pyaar Itna Bhi Mat Karo K Girl Friend SIr Pe Sawar Ho Jaye
Hum Kehte Hain k Pyar Itna Karo k......... ....... . . . . . . . .
GirL-friend Ki Friend b Tumhare Saath Farar Ho Jay....... ......ll
God : what do you want?
Boy : A Beautiful Girl
God : If u are a muslim, I will give u katrina kaif
If u are a Hindu , i will give u bipasha basu
and If you are a christian i will give u jenelia d'souza
Whats your name my son?
Boy : Abdul Vijay Farnandes
God: Rakhi sawant de saale ko bahut oversmart ban raha hai :)
Bhayankar pet dard k karan doctors ko imran hasmi ka operation karna pada
and u know what they found..??
5kg LIPSTIC
GABBAR:-Aaj maine basanti ko nhate hue dekha.
VIRU:-Kutte mai tera khun pe jaunga.
GABBAR:- Are gadhe me naha raha tha or basanti ja rahi thi.
ZARIN,
KARINA
KAITRINA.
Tino ki skin Ek Jaisi Gori hai. kyo?
socho!
Kyoki Tino k Naam me RIN Aata hai.
"Rin de Choka Dene Wali Safedi".
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