Girl: Monday 1st show k BALCONY k CORNER wale 2 ticket book kr k rakhna.
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Boy: CORNER wala ticket na mile to?
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Girl: Tohh movie dekhenge :p

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Boy:"call me sweetu.. .
Girl:"sweetu..
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Boy:"call me sweet heart ..!!
. Girl:"sweet heart..
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Boy:"call me honey..
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Girl:"honey ... .
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Boy:"abey jaahill ki bachiii caalll kar
naa..:/:p :O
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Girl:"Ohh achaaa ok ok..

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बीबी के बाप को ससुर कहते हैं,

तो गर्ल-फ्रेंड के बाप को क्या कहेंगे ???

?

शादी के लिए हाँ कर दी तो “ससुर”,

नहीं तो “असुर” !!!

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Ladki- Meri mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho..
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Boy (sharmate hue)- Kuchh bhi ho,
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mai shadi tumse hi karunga, Aunty se kehna mujhe bhool jaye...:

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Boy on date in Restaurant: Boy: jaan tumse ek bat kehna chahta hu...
girl friend :kya? :o Boy friend : I already have a girl friend.
girl friend: tune to dara diya sale.. muje laga paise nahi hai...

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Boyfriend : Please Keep Me In Your Brain, Not In Your Heart..;)

Girlfriend : How Funny, Why Not Heart..??

Boyfriend : Because Your Heart Is Housefull And Brain Is Empty.. More Empty Space Means More Comfort;

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Ladki sath ho to
HOTEL BILL

Ladki door ho to
PHONE BILL

aur
ladki door hi ho jai to
daru ka BILL

isliye na lagao dil na aayega bill..
JAGO GRAHAK JAGO

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Advantage Of Not having LOVER...
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1. Can Sleep Well.
2. Can Save Time 'n Money.
3. No Missed Call At Mid night.
4. No Worries about How I Look.
5. No Need to Activate Cheaper Call Rate Scheme.
6. No Need to Recharge Twice A Day.
7. Can Talk to All Boys 'n Girls.
8. The Most Important,You Can


Proud To Be Single:-)

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Girlfriend & Police
Main Kia Baat Common Hay ???
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socho !
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socho !
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Aur Socho !
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Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr
Chor Dete Hain

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बॉय-फ्रेंड (फोन पर): हैलो जान, क्या कर रही हो ?

गर्ल-फ्रेंड : कुछ नहीं… आज बहुत थकी हुई हूँ, सोने की कोशिश कर रही हूँ … और हाँ, तुम क्या कर रहे हो ?

बॉय-फ्रेंड : क्लब में हूँ … तुम्हारे पीछे खड़ा हूँ … !!!

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