Jokes >> Boy and Girl
Shaadi main ek SMART ladka ladki se: aap dance karogi :)) . .
Ladki sharma k boli: "yes ..." . . . .
Ladka pyar se bola: . . . . To phir aapki "kursi" main le jaon behenji ..??
Men will be Men... Once a group of men went to tirth yatra. Their guru said dont get distracted if u see a beautiful girl just close your eyes n say 'HARI OM'.
2-3 days later one of them said 'HARI OM'..and every one's reaction was kahan hai, kahan hai"
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina :-)
Boy2: Oh! I know her :-P
Boy1: oh How? :-/
Boy2: actually we were caught sleeping together :-|
Boy1: what??
What the hell? :-@
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Boy2 : during lecture in maths class dude
Girl:
Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai
Is Ka Naam Kya Hai
Waiter:
Yeh Ali Shahb Hain
Girl:
Yeh Mjhe Aik Ghantay Se Pareshan Kar Rahey Hain
Waiter:
Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Rahay?
Girl:
Yahi To Pareshani Hai
Moral:
Dunia Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti
Boy- I luv u..!
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Girl- I m engaged wid someone
n i hv a boyfrnd
&i also have 2 serious afairs.. .
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Boy(after long thinking)
"DEKH LE KUCH ADJUST HO JAYE
Ladka propose mare toh ladki ke 5 jawab ho sakte hai -
1. No
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2. Yes
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3. Main apko sirf dost smajhti hu
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4. I m engaged
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5. I love someone else...
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Ladki kisi ladke ko propose kare to ladke k 5 jawab
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1. Haa
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2. Yes
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3. Ok
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4. Alright
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5. Me 2 .
Moral: Ladko ka dil, dil nahi dariya hota hai..
Boy To Girl: Koi Aisi Bat Kaho,
Jismei Dukh B Ho Or Khushi B.
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Girl: I Love U Bhai.
A biker stops when he notice - a young girl who's about to jump off a bridge.
He asks her: Do U mind giving me the final kiss before you jump?
She quietly accepted & gave him one of the deepest lingering kisses he had ever had.
When she finished, He said: Wow, this is the best Kiss I ever had.
Why R U committing suicide?
She replied: My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl..
Girl to boy :-wich laptop do u have..??
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Boy :- dell i7 procssr 2.2ghz wth led display 4gb ram 1tb hrd disk n 2gb NVDIA grafix card.
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Boy to girl-:wich laptop do u have ?
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Girl :- pink wala... usme net bhi chalta hai and pen drive bhi dal sakte hai :
Boy : What Is Ur Name?
Girl : Q Bataon, Me Tumhein Nahi Janti.
Boy: Na Batao Me Konsa Tumhen Apni New HONDA Car Main Bitha K 5 Star Resturant Le Jane Wala Tha.
Girl: Jasmin, B.Com Final Year, Lovely College - College Timing 8am To 1pm, Friday Timing 8 To 12pm Sunday Off, Aati Papa K Sath Hun Wapsi Pe Akeli Hoti Hon.
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