Jokes >> Exam Tension
Student style.
7 dayz bfor exm...
Day1-exm ke liye itni chhutiyan..
haha..aram se ho jayega..
Day2-abhi to 6 din pade hai huh...
Day3-aaj to yar uske ghar jana tha....yha jana tha...vha jana tha... kal padhenge...
Day4-aaj pdhunga...raat puri raat...10 baje..off to sleep..kal pakka :o
Day5-bhai syllabus bata,bus itna
sa hai,yuhi tension lerha tha...
Day6-kya padhu,kuchsamajh nhi aa rha...
ye karta hu...nhi ye karta hun...
ye vo...ye vo...''ghanta padhu ab''
Day7-abe tune kitna kar liya?
kuch bhi nhi..bhai tune kitna kr liya ?
abe lagi padi hai...!! bhai paper ka jugad karlo paise mila ke...kar lo bhai
bol raha hu...!!
''ON EXAMINATION''
''kaash 1 din or mil jata, faad deta subject...!!
Exam + Rawdy Rathore
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Jo Mai Padhta Hu 'Wo Mai Likhta Hu,
or
Jo Mai Nai Padhta Hu'Wo Mai
"Definetly"
Likhta Hu..
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Om shanti Om ka dialogue Hum students ke andaaz mein .. Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,,,,, ki har teacher ne mujhe marks na dene ki saazish ki hai,,,,, Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,,, to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,,,,,, Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,,,,, end tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS...... aur agar aisa nahi hota,,,,, to exam abhi khatam nahi hue, RE-TEST abhi baaki hai mere dost".
Raat Ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi
Neend mujhe apni or ghasitati rahi
Neend Ko jhoka mera man mh gya aur 1 raat phir ye
inteeligent accha bina padhe so gaya...
Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,,,,, ki har teacher ne mujhe marks na dene ki saazish ki hai,,,,, Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,,, to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,,,,,, Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,,,,, end tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS...... aur agar aisa nahi hota,,,,, to exam abhi khatam nahi hue, SUPPLIMENTORY EXAMS abhi baaki hai mere dost..............
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