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खूब लंबा-तगड़ा एक पहलवान बस में चढ़ा।
कंडक्टर: भाई साहब, टिकट....?
पहलवान: हम टिकट नहीं लेते...!!!!
कंडक्टर डर के मारे कुछ नहीं कर सका...,
लेकिन कंडक्टर ने इस बात को दिल पर ले लिया...
कंडक्टर जिम जाकर खूब मेहनत करने लगा...
पहलवान रोज बस में चढ़ता...,
कंडक्टर रोज पूछता: भाई साहब, टिकट..?
पहलवान रोज जवाब देता: हम टिकट नहीं लेते..!!!!
6 महीने में कंडक्टर पहलवान की तरह तगड़ा हो गया...,
पहलवान फिर बस में चढ़ा....
कंडक्टर: भाई, टिकट ले ले..!!
पहलवान: हम टिकट नहीं लेते..!!
कंडक्टर छाती चौड़ी करके बोला: क्यों नहीं लेता बे...?
पहलवान: पास बनवा रखा है, इसीलिए नहीं लेता...!!!!!
Dil agar " CPU" hota to sabi yaadon ko "SAVE" kar lete ...
Dimag me agar "PRINTER" hota to khayallo ka "PRINT OUT" nikal dete ...
Dhadkan me agar "PENDRIVE" hoti to zindagi ka back-up le lete ...
Man me jo "BLUETOOTH" hota to Baaton ko transfer kar lete ...
Aankho me jo "WEBCAM" hota to tasviro ko receive kar lete ...
zindagi bhi ek COMPUTER hoti to use bhi restart kar lete ...!!
Hum to yun hi Paani ko gaur se dekh rahe thay yaaro...
Itne mein 1 machhli nikal kar boli..
Tere ghar me maa behan nahi hai kya..???
A Scene in 2020...
Operator: Hello Pizza Hut!
Customer: Hello, can you please take my order?
Operator : Can I have your multi purpose Aadhar card number first, Sir?
Customer: Yeah! Hold on..... My number is 889861356102049998-45-54610
Operator : OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is40942366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. You are calling from you home number now.
Customer: (Astonished) How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : We are connected to the system, Sir.
Customer: I wish to order your Seafood Pizza...
Operator : That's not a good idea Sir.
Customer: How come?
Operator : According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level, sir.
Customer: What?... What do you recommend then?
Operator : Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it.
Customer: How do you know for sure?
Operator : You borrowed a book titled 'Popular Hokkien Dishes' from the National Library last week, sir.
Customer: OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then.
Operator : That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is Rs. 2,450.
Customer: Can I pay by credit card?
Operator : I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs. 1,51,758 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.
Customer: I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives.
Operator : You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've exhausted even your overdraft limit.
Customer: Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?
Operator : About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle.
Operator : According to the details in the system , you own a motorcycle registration number 1123.
Customer: "????" (hmmm.. theseguys know my motorcyle number too!)
Operator : Is there anything else, sir?
Customer: Nothing.! .. by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?
Operator : We normally would sir, but based on your records, you're also diabetic... In the best interest of your health, we are holding this offer for you.
Customer: ***%&$%%### You $##$%%@!)))
Operator: Better mind your language sir. Remember on 15th July 2007 you were imprisoned for 2 months and fined Rs.5,000 for using abusive language against a policeman...?
Mother To Son: Get up
you useless fellow,
Sun has already risen
Son:Hey relax mom, Sun sleeps earlier than me..
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