ASININE ASPIRATONS
Two asses met in a market; one ass asked the other, 'Why have you become so weak and sullen, doesn't your owner treat you well?'
The other ass replied, 'No, my owner makes me work throughout the day and does not give me any food. He is very cruel.'
The first ass said, 'Why don't you leave his house and run away?'
The other ass replied: 'No, I shall not leave his house even if he tortures me, because my owner's daughter is very pretty. Whenver she does any meschief, my owner always abuses he saying that, "One day I will get you married to this donkey." I am waiting for taht day to come.

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THANK GOD FOR SMALL MERCIES
Having lost his donkey Natha got down on his knees and started thaking God. A passerby saw him and asked, 'Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for?'
Natha replied, 'I am thanking him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too.'

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एक उपदेशक ने मद्यनिषेध पर भाषण दिया। अन्त में पूछा - ''अच्छा मान लीजिये, मैं एक बालटी पानी और एक बालटी शराब मंगाकर यहां रख दूं और एक गधे को को बुलवाऊं तो वह किस बालटी में मुंह डालेगा ?''
श्रोता - ''पानी की बालटी में''
उपदेशक - ''आखिर क्यों ?''
श्रोता - ''वह गधा जो ठहरा !

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एक उपदेशक ने मद्यनिषेध पर भाषण दिया। अंत में पूछाः अच्छा मान लीजिए,
मै एक बाल्टी पानी और एक बाल्टी शराब मंगाकर यहां रख दूं और एक गधे को बुलवाऊंं तो वह किस बाल्टी में मुंह डालेगा?
श्रोता- पानी की बाल्टी में।
उपदेशक- आखिर क्यों?
श्रोता- वह गधा जो ठहरा।

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