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Kyunki
GANESHJi Bar Bar MOUSE Lekar Bhag Jate The.!!

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The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."

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Shiv g:-Mera Trishul kaha h?
Parvati:-ganesh le gya. Shiv g:-Kyu?
Parvati:-Keh rha tha"Grlfrnd k sath Maggi khane k liye Papa ka kanta le ja rha hu.

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Radha-
kabhi ram banke,
kabhi shyam banke chale aana prabhu ji chale aana.
Kishna- pr Q?
Radha- roj roj ek hi getup me aoge to papa pehchan lenge:-)

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Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai??
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Jab koi ladki shadi se pahle pregnant ho jaye aur uski maa bole
"HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA???"

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