India me sirf
1% Ladkiya hi
Tennis,
Cricket,
Hockey
Jaise khel khelti hain.

Aur Baaki.?

Baaki 99%
BIWI bankar
PATI ki Zindagi se
khelti hain...!!

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एक बार एक आदमी अपनी पत्नी के साथ दांतों के डॉक्टर के क्लीनिक में जाता है और कहता है, "' डॉक्टर मै बहुत जल्दी में हूं सच कहूं तो बाहर गाडी में मेरे दो दोस्त बैठकर गोल्फ खेलने के लिए जाने के लिए मेरी राह देख रहे है इसीलिए आप ऐसा करें की बिना बेहोश किये दर्द दे रहे दांत को निकाल दें।

डॉक्टर: बिना बेहोश किये दांत निकालने से बहुत दर्द होगा।

आदमी: कोई बात नहीं डॉक्टर साहब हमें 10 बजे गोल्फ क्लब पहुंचना है इसीलिए बेहोशी का असर होने तक रुकने का वक्त मेरे पास नही है।

डॉक्टर ने कुछ देर सोचा और बोला, "ठीक है बताओ कौनसा दांत निकालना है"?

डॉक्टर की बात सुन वह आदमी अपनी पत्नी की तरफ पलटा और बोला, "जानू मुह खोलो और डॉक्टर साहब को बताओ कौनसा दांत निकालना है"।

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Train me 1 husband apni wife se-,,,tujhe se shadi kr ke pachta rha hu,dil krta h tujhe kutte ke aage daal du.saamne wala passenger-BHO. BHO.BHO.BHO..

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Pogo Watchers Step Aside Plsh :P

Biwi : aik glass paani pila do ?
Husband : Khud uth ke pi lo

Biwi : Pila do naaa ...
Husband : Ab kaha na to thappar marunga ...

Biwi : Yaad hai na ? aj saturday night hai yaad hai na tumhen ??

Husband : Jaanu garam laon ya fridge ka ??
kaho to pepsi hi le ata hun apni jaaan ke liye main ...

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Husbnd asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE; He told It Means.
Without Information Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot for Ever

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Funny Commerce Question: In a marriage photo album why husband is on the right and wife on the left in every photo.
Answer: Kyun Ki Balance Sheet Ke Anusar Liblities Left Mein Hoti Hai Aur Assets Right Mein

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After 2 Year Of Married Life, Some Examples How Wives Fight With Their Husbands….
Accountant Wife: Apne Hisab Se Raho Samjhe,
Share Broker Wife: Jyada Bola Na Toh Sauda Kar Dungi Loss Mein,
Orthopedic Doctor Wife: Kam Bolo, Haddiyan Tod Dungi,
Piolet Wife: Aaj Kal Jyada Hee Hawa Mein Udd Rahey Ho, Zameen Par Laau Kya Abhi,
History Teacher Wife: Mujhe Jyada Itihaas Mat Sikhao Samjhe,
Software Engineer Wife: Abey Pehle Bug Toh Nikal Le, Baad Mein Bahas Karna….

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Sukhi vaivaahit jeevan ka raaz...
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EK AADMI KI BIVI Sunami me bahgai ,
Wo jab bhi Samundr Kinare Jata ,
Lehre uske Pair Bhiga Jati aur Wo Kehta ,
Kitna bhi Pair Chhulo ,
BIVI WAPAS NAHI LUNGA ;)

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1 LADY Apne BF K Sat Gum Rhi ti. Itne ME Uska Hsbnd Aa gya or usk BF Ko Peetne Lga.
Ldy-Mar Sale Ko! Apni BV Gumate Nhi, Dusre Ki BV Ko Gumane le ate h.
Itne me BF ko josh aya or wo hsbnd ko marne lga.
Ldy-Mar sale ko! na khud gumane le jata h,na kisi or ko gumane deta h..

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What is Difference Between COMPLETE & FINISH ?

When You Marry The Right Woman,
You Are "COMPLETE"
And
When You Marry The Wrong One,
You Are "FINISHED"!

And

When The Right One Catches You With The Wrong One,
You Are "COMPLETELY FINISHED" !

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Husband - G krta h k tumhari zulfo Me khoJau Tumhari ankho Me busJau Tumhari baho Me jhool Jau.
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wife- DEVANAND hi rahoge ya kbhi IMRAN HASHMi Bhi Bnoge...!

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Wife:
Look at that drunker.

Husband:
Who is he?

Wife:
10 yrs back he proposed me & I rejected him.

Husband:
Oh My God, he is still celebrating.

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Wife-janu, kash aap msz hote,main aapko save karti,jab chahe padhti
Husband- kanjus,save hi karke rakhti ya apni kisi saheli ko forward bhi karti?

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Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai, meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.

Husband: Mujhe toh yeh tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai.

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शादी के बाद पति ने पूछा :

"तुम्हारे शादी से पहले कितने boyfriend थे ?"

Wife ने 1 लिफाफा दिया , जिसमे चावल के कुछ दाने और 200 Rs. थे .

पति : ये क्या ?

Wife : मै जब भी boyfriend बनाती थी तो 1 चावल का दाना इसमें डाल देती थी .

पति (दाने गिन के ) बस 7? और ये 200 Rs. क्यूँ ?

Wife : 4 किल्लो चावल बेच दिए ...

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Golden Rule:-
To be happy with a man,
love him little and understand him a lot.

To be happy with a woman,
love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her

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Friend – I notice that Your Wife is mostly in the kitchen, Probably she Cooks many varieties.!
Husband – No.! Actually our Telephone Connection is in the kitchen.!

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Munna : Will U marry , after I die.
Wife : No I will live with my sister.
Wife : Will U marry , after I die.
Munna: No I will also live with ur sister.

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In art gallery couple sees,
picture of a girl covered by leaf,
Husband keeps watching,
Wife: ab chaloge ya PATJHAR,
ka intezar karte raho gay.

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