Question put forth by a woman to an intelligent man -

Pyar Kar Ke Shaadi Karni Chahiye Ya Shaadi Kar Ke Pyar Karna Chahiye ?
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Ans.given by a intelligent guy : Shaadi Kar Ke Pyar Karna Chahiye, Par Is Ki Khabr Biwi Ko Nai Honi Chahiye...

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Marne Ke 3 Tarike..!!
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1) Roz Cigaret piyo, 30 Saal Mein Marogey,
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2) Roz Drink karo, 15 Saal Mein Marogey,
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3) Kisi Se Saccha Pyar Karo..Jite JiMar jaogey.

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Mai Pee Kar Nahi Behakta,
Usey Dekh Kar Behakta Hoon
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Itna Bta Sharab Haram Hui Ya WO?

phir

phir Mummi ki awaz aayi :
"Sharab Haram he, aur wo Haramzadi."

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Love in class.....

Girls way:-
A girl sitting on the 1st bench turns back and see the boy sitting on last bench and say

"THANK GOD STUPID AAYA HAI...." :)

Boys way:-
Before the boy could see his girl entering in class all his friends start.
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. . "OYE BHABHI AA GAYI OYE...

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It is said that,
When a woman closes her eyes,
she sees the person
she loves the most!
And

When a man does that..

The slide show begins..!!

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