Maa-Beta pappu Apple Khaoge,

Pappu- Nahi....!

Maa-Beta Mango Khaoge.......?

Pappu: Nahi

Maa- Beta Orange Khaoge.....?

Pappu - Nahi
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Maa- Kaminey Tu Bilkul Baap Par Gaya Hai,
Chappal Hi Khayega..

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Grmi shuru hone k chnd laxan:
Pasina ana,
Grmi lgna,
n most intrstng 1:
Mumy ki awaz
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"Kmbkhto..Thnda pani pite ho..Botal b bhr k rkh diya kro"

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बंटी- मम्मी मुझे पांच रूपये दो।
मां- क्यों?
बंटी- स्कूल में लेट गया था, इसलिए फाइन लगा है।
मां (डांटते हुए)- स्कूल में पढने जाता है या लेटने।

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mother : i think our dauter is in love .
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father: how do u know ?
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mother: she is not asking 4 pocket money.

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MOTHER- IN -LAW FOIBLES
When he came across a long procession of people led by aman with a dog, Santa asked the man, 'Who died?'
'My mother-in-law.'
'How?'
'The dog bit her.'
'May I borrow the dog?'
'Get in line.'

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