Jokes >> Police-chor
एक चोर एक घर में चोरी करने गया। तिजोरी पर लिखा था – तिजोरी को तोड़ने की जरूरत नहीं है। 123 नंबर लंगाकर सामने वाला लाल बटन दबाओ, तिजोरी खुल जाएगी।
जैसे ही चोर ने बटन दबाया, अलार्म बजने लगा और पुलिस आ गई।
जाते-जाते चोर ने घर के मालिक से कहा – आज मेरा इंसानियत से विश्वास उठ गया है …..
Girl to her boyfriend:
Very Nice Mobile!!.
Where Did You Buy It?
Boy: I Won This In A Running Race.
Girl: WOW How Many People Participated?
Boy: Well, it was really tough; peoples participated are MOBILE OWNER, POLICE And ME.
पुलिस-तुम्हें फांसी पर चढाया जा रहा है। तुम्हारी आखिरी इच्छा क्या है?
चोर-अगर आप मेरी जगह फांसी पर चढ जाएं तो।
DETECTIVE
'What kind of detective is Natha?'
'Well, once a burglar wearing calf-skin gloves, robbed a safe. Natha took the fingerprints and five day later, arrested a cow in Haryana.'
GAMES PEOPLE PLAY
A young aspiring bollywood starlet went to lodge an F.I.R. at a police station. Reporting the matter to the police inspector, she said, 'Sir, this film producer is a real beast. Yesterday night, he called me to hes apartment and assaulted me sexually.'
'But why didn't you protest or raise a cry there and then?' asked the inspector.
'No, that time I din't suspect he was playing a dirty game with me,' replied the heroine-to-be.
'So, when did you get to know that? asked the inspector.
'It was when he showed me the exit without paying any signing amount,' chirped the starlet.
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