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once Ram, Laxman & Sita were travelling in nano car..!
Suddenly the petrol got over..!
Ram & Laxman went to bring petrol from the nearest petrol pump..! Cruel Raavan came & kidnaped Sita in his INNOVA..! Ram took out his NOKIA & gave a missed call to Hanumann..!
Then Hanuman came on his Pulsar 220cc, jumped &punched the car..! It broken into 3 pieces.
Raavan;- How did u get such energy..?
Hanuman;-BOOST IS THE SECRET OF MY ENERGY..
One day pandit Totoram went to buy a parrot.
"Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" he asked the shopkeeper.
"Oh absolutely. IT's a religious parrot," the storekeeper assured him. "Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the Ramayana, and when you pull on the left he recites the Bhagwat Gita."
"Wonderfull!" said panditji, "but what happens if I pull both strings?"
"I'll fall off my perch, you stupid fool!" screeched the parrot.
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