student: Miss, kya aap mujhe raat ko call kar rahi thi??
Teacher: Nahi toh...
Student: Kamaal hai, subah mere mobile pe likha tha...
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MISS CALL..

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'TEACHER: Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein URDU, HINDI,PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho ...

Student: . . . . ISHQ DI GALI WICH NO

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Teacher : A. B. C sunao
Pappu :A . B . C

Teacher:Aur sunao
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Pappu :Aur Allah ka shukar hai, sub theek thaak hai.
Aap sunao...???

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Teacher : Water Ka FormuLa Batao.?

PATHAN: H2O+MgCl2+CaSO4 +AlCl3+NaOH+KOH +HNO3+HCL+CO2...

Teacher: Ye Ans Galat Hai..
PATHAN : Ma’m Ye NAALE Ka Pani Hai

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Teacher ::batao private or public property example deke,
Student: Madam ye example samaj jana aap:Ek Raat mai 2-2 chand khile ek ghunghat mai (private),ek badli mai(public)--:)))))

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