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My few learnings from TV ad-
1. Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem and Priyanka has chip-chip.
2. If you've a hot wife make sure your neighbor doesn't use a deodorant in your absence.
3. Your complexion is more important than your qualifications
4. Saif Ali Khan din bhar Appy Fizz & Lays khata hai and still Bade Aaram Se FIT rehta hai
5. If there is no salt in your kitchen you can use Toothpaste
6. You can change your country by drinking Tata Tea
7. Every second oral care brand is No. 1and recommended by every dentist in India!!!
8. If ur daughter is not Ready to Get married.., take her to a jewellery shop.
9. Most colas cure all kinds of phobias. You will be close to a superman, if you drink these regularly!!
1 bar 1 Hathi tha.
Uske samne 12 kele the, usne 11 kele lie, 1 nhi khaya bata Q?
Q ki 1 kela Plastic ka tha!
HeHeHe
Chal 1 or
Is bar fir hathi tha, fir 12 kele, usne 12 k 12 nhi Khae.
bata Q?
Is bar Hathi Plastic ka tha!!
HeHeHe
Chl 1 or,
Is bar asli Hathi tha.
Asli 12 kele, usne 12 k 12 nhi khae.
Bta Q?
Q K kele TV me the!
HeHeHe
Chl 1 or,
Is bar fir Asli hathi, asli kele.
Hathi or kele 2no TV me, fir b nhi Khae.
Bta Q?
2no Alg Alg Chenl pe the!
HeHeHe
Chl 1 or
Is bar fir Asli Hathi asli kele, 2no 1 hi chenl pe, fir b nhi khae,
Bta Q?
Qk TV band tha....
gud n8 frndz
teen dost;
pahla- mere papa itne fast hai vo teer chodte hai per usko raste me pakad lete hai-
dusra- mere papa to goli chalate hai or usse pahle pahunch jate hai-
tisra- bus mere papa govt- servant hai 6 baje chutti hoti hai vo char baje hi ghar per aa jate hai...
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फिर क्या।
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I m the Best i can prove it!!!
I can put coffee in coffee cup.
Can u put world in world cup ??..
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Ok 1 MOrE,
I can send my address on ur mob.
Can u send ur mob. on my address?
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Nahi..
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Ok ok ok
I can eat cream biscit with cream can u eat tiger biscit with tiger.
Kaha na only i m the Best.:
OK
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