Jokes >> double meaning
Three words to ruin a man's ego...
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"Is it in?"...
Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai.
Next day zuban cut gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai... bahut marta hai.
Next day hath toot jata hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko utha le. Bahut marte hai.
Next day baap ghar aate hain, Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi hua ??
Baap :- Nahi kyo
Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...??
Baap :- pados me SHARMA uncle ki death ho gai hai, wahan Gayi hain...
Frnd ke saath kro ya Grlfrnd k sath,
Room me kro ya badroom me, din me kro ya fir raat me,
ground me karo ya garden me kro, aakhir success hone k liye Study to krni padegi na.;
दिन में करोगे तो सुस्त रहोगे,
रात को करोगे तो चुस्त रहोगे ।।
रोज करोगे तो खुश रहोगे,
दिन रात करोगे तो तंदुरस्त रहोगे ।।
SMS YAAR
A sweet & sexy quote :-
$$Smile as much as u can , coz its the second best thing u can do wid your lips :
obviously u knw d first one:-D:-D
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