Fun sms Wishes And Message, Fun sms WhatsApp Picture Sticker

Letz hve fun: ye msg apne

Letz hve fun:

ye msg apne frnd(+me) ko bhejo or dekho k ap k frndz apko kon sa title dete hain
Meri Jaan: :)
Chanda: :o :D
Meri zindagi: :)
Dukhi Aatma:;(
ms. Sexy :;-)
Shonu monu: :) B-)
Matlabi: :>
Chamcha: :/ :P
Mehfil ki jaan: :) B-)
Ms Attitude: :>
Talking with Eyes: :)
Patakha: ;-)
Model: B-)

Suno gaur se PEPSI walo buri

Suno gaur se PEPSI walo
buri nazar na COKE pe dalo
chahe jitna DEW pila lo
sabse aage hoga NEEMBU PANI
hamne piya hai tum bhi piyo

Happy Garmi

Zindgi me jab apko koi

Zindgi me jab apko koi rasta dikhai na de,
Koi manzil dikhai na de koi apna dikhai na de,
To aap mere pas aana main apko eye Specialist k pas le jaunga,

Ek Hizde ne power plus

Ek Hizde ne power plus ki goli kha li,
To body k ander se aawaz aayi,
Maafi chahte hai aapke system me
Yeh suvidha uplabdh nahi hai,
Eeeor: No
Hardware found.

Aaj kal tum muskuraati bohot

Aaj kal tum muskuraati bohot ho 
Mere dil ko bhaati bohot ho 
Dil kehta hai le jaoon tumhain dinner per 
Per suna hai tum khaati bohot ho!

Nobody Wants You, Nobody Makes You

Nobody Wants You,
Nobody Makes You Happy,
Nobody Loves You,
Nobody Misses You,
Nobody Wants Good Things For You,
Nobody Cares About You,
Don�t Cry!
My Name Is NOBODY...

TUMARE JIENDGE ME KABHI KOE

TUMARE JIENDGE ME KABHI KOE GAM NA HO
APKI ,AANKHE KANHI ANSUOO SE NAM NA HO
APKO MAILE ROJ-ROJ NAYEGIRL FRIEND
JINKI UMAR 80 SE KAM NA HO

प्लास्टिक सर्जरी की सुंदरता पर

प्लास्टिक सर्जरी की सुंदरता पर प्लास्टिक का दिल आया है।
आज के इस नकली हुस्न-इश्क पर लाखो का बिल आया है।

PHOOL BINA KHUSHBU BEKAAR CHANDANI BINA

PHOOL BINA KHUSHBU BEKAAR
CHANDANI BINA CHAND,BEKAAR
PYAAR BINA ZINDAGI BEKAAR AUR
GIRL-FRIEND KE BINA CARTOON-NETWORK BEKAAR

TUMARE JIENDGE ME KABHI KOE

TUMARE JIENDGE ME KABHI KOE GAM NA HO
APKI ,AANKHE KANHI ANSUOO SE NAM NA HO
APKO MAILE ROJ-ROJ NAYEGIRL FRIEND
JINKI UMAR 80 SE KAM NA HO

Mosam shabab ka nasha sharab ka parda

Mosam shabab ka
nasha sharab ka
parda janab ka
aur rang gulab ka
in main sab sey haseen to dekho
sms parhne wala �mendak talab ka"

Company Full Names...just dont miss

Company Full Names...just dont miss it.... :-

1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems

6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds

8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings

12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go

17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.

18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India

19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.

20. PATNI: Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments.

21. MASTEK: Mad And Stupid Technitians Enroute to Kabaarkhana