Teasing sms Wishes And Message, Teasing sms WhatsApp Picture Sticker

Kehte He Ki Khubsurat Chiz

Kehte He Ki Khubsurat Chiz Dekhne Se Insan Khud Bhi Khubsurat Ho Jata H
"
PAR AFSOS 
apke Pass
"MERI PHOTO"
To H hi Nhi
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(';')
 )'(
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ohh<^\_so sad

=>Apno ko yaad karna pyar

=>Apno ko yaad karna pyar hai,
Gairo ka sath dena sanskar hai.
Dushmano ko maaf karna upkar hai,
Aur
Apko
paresan
karna..
Arey yeh toh
Mera Adhikar hai.

Bindass muskurao kya Gam h.

Bindass muskurao kya Gam h. 
ZindGi me tension Kisko Kam h.
SmS Se Yaad karne Wale To Bahut h,
Par Apko DiL se 'TANG' Karne wale Sirf HuM Hai"(*_*)

Mubark ho Sab Se kam SMS

Mubark ho Sab Se kam
SMS Karane Par
Milta Hai 180 cc
Ka
Gadha
(\./)
/.".) " ------;";
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//\\ // \\

enjoy Drive

Tumhare Paas 5 Wajah Ho

Tumhare Paas 5 Wajah Ho Sakti H, Muje SMS Na Karne Ki

1 - Time Nai
2 - Free SMS Nai
3 - Balance Nai
4 - Network Nai

5 - Soye SHER Ko Jagane Ki Himmat Nai...

MERE HAR SMS ko zara

MERE HAR SMS ko zara DO BAR padha kijiye,
Kisi ki Chahat ka Ehsas kiya kijiye,
Koi DiL se Yaad kar raha hai Aapko,
Or Aap keh Rahe ho Pareshan Mat kijiye.

Jane Anjane Mai Agar Hamne

Jane Anjane Mai Agar Hamne Aapka Dil Dukhaya
Kasht Panuchaya, Taqlif Di, Pareshan Kiya,
Aut jo bhi kiya uske liye 

Aap se jo bhi ban pade, 
wo kar lena
Hum Nahi Sudharenge

Arz kiya hai!!!...Itne kamjor hue

Arz kiya hai!!!...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...
Gaur farmaiye...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se... 

Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se....

Ek kutiya ne pillon ko

Ek kutiya ne pillon ko janam diya.
pillon ne pucha maa papa kahan hain?
kutiya boli " chup raho kameeno papa message padh rahe hain"

तुम अच्छे, ईमानदार, संस्कारवान, सुन्दर, सुशील, सभ्य, प्यारे, खुबसुरत, दिमागदार हो अरे .... पता करो ये

तुम अच्छे,
ईमानदार,
संस्कारवान,
सुन्दर,
सुशील,
सभ्य,
प्यारे,

खुबसुरत,
दिमागदार हो

अरे ....
पता करो
ये अफवाहें कौन फैला रहा है?

sorry aaplogo ko disturb kiya

sorry aaplogo ko disturb kiya 
lekin urgent kaam tha , 
kya kui apni 1 photo abhi bejh sakte hai. 
hum log tash khel raha hai aur joker ka patta kho gaya hai..

Dheere dheere apna bana gaya

Dheere dheere apna bana gaya koi...
Humein piyar ke sapne dikha gaya koi...
Kya yeh sach much piyaar hai ya rab...
Ya phir chuuna laga gaya koi... 

HALLO, this is your mobile.

HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem.
 I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!! 

Hello, this is GOD. I

Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. 
My apologies on behalf of the whole world.. 

am a killer,I kill

 am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!

My mother in law walks

My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment... 

One out of four people

One out of four people is a chinese. If your father,
your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you. 

The more I learn the

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning?? 

This cat, is cat, a

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat,
 busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat! 

We cannot grant you a

We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old.
? "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die." 

You are so beautiful, sweet

You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... 
It is a pity that I do not like animals!!! 

Some people die. Others become

Some people die. Others become a teacher... 

You used to be so

You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck,
 otherwise even the dog would not play with you.

What he want, I do

What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed

We will now upgrade your

We will now upgrade your brain.......Please 
wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!